The Yeti

She just can't help herself.  Constantly touching, kissing, "petting", hugging.  He can't get away and she can't get enough of him.

As she tells the kids at daycare every morning when I drop them off, "Dats my baby broder... not yours!"

She is a protective pit bull that just loves him to pieces.

Picture the old Warner Bros. cartoon with the Yeti when he captures Daffy Duck and says, "and I will love him, and hold him, and squeeze him, and love him forever..."